(via aherlock)


She’s a cultural icon and she knows it!

(via oh-look-its-julie-andrews)


spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via landofjules)


guntoyourhead:

alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

(via landofjules)


enraptored:

noot noot

enraptored:

noot noot

(via landofjules)


Songs to Have Sex To #52

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

(via landofjules)


nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

(via landofjules)


guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via landofjules)


bridles-and-boots:

horsesequalsmiles:

Trust won’t save you if a plastic bag comes rolling by.

if you aren’t an equestrian this would be so fucking confusing 

(via knocked-rail)


pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

(via landofjules)


hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

(via comeseewhatwesea)


If you want something you’ve never had then you’ve got to do something you’ve never done.

Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better.
Adam Gnade (via tyleroakley)

 

(via livefitdiefit)

(via comeseewhatwesea)


flowury:

THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BEST GRASS EVER

(via landofjules)